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A 660-700cc trail quad that has a narrow stance, and cannot be ridden aggressively. Said quad sits taller than a race quad, making it very top heavy in the corners, and also weighs 100+ pounds more than the average sport quad making it difficult to control in the air. Yamaha Raptor owners tend to think highly of themselves and their riding skill. They typically have stock machines, and almost always talk trash about actual race quads. Raptors are only good in a straight line, and would be no match for a 250R, 450R, etc... and do not belong on a track.
Rider 1: "Hey Brah wanna go ride at the Red Barn track?"
Rider 2:"Sure, but good luck in the corners with that Yamaha Raptor, it might tip over!"
Rider 1:"Breh it will waste your built MX 250R, It has 450cc's more than you!"
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A guitar ripping off of the Fender Stratocaster that functions surprisingly well.
"Oh man, is that a Stratocaster?"
"No, it's a Yamaha Pacifica."
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Only the greatest vintage sled of all time.
"Look at that guy on the Yamaha GPX 433. It's a wonder his hands are still connected to his wrists."
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The worst piano ever made, even by the (exceptionally low) standards of the worst make of piano on the planet. Completely unsuitable for after-school pianoing due to its general badness. Sounds and feels just like a cheap electric keyboard, but costs 10 grand for some reason. Was bought by our school as a replacement for the best piano ever made, a 9ft Challen. No-one knows why.
Pianist 1: I hear you bought a Yamaha C3.
Pianist 2: (Hanging head in shame) Yup.
Pianist 1: Why?
Pianist 2: My other piano was too good...
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A 600 cc sport bike made by yamaha. It is widely known that the R6 is owned by the GSX-R 600.
Person 1 (aka fucking loser) : Hey bro, im thinking about getting a Yamaha YZF-R6.
Person 2 (aka fucking super pimp) : What the fuck, why? Everyone knows that gixxers (points to his GSX-R 600) eat R6's.
Person 3 (aka Super Sexy Chick) : Oh my god, you ride a gixxer? I wanna have your baby.
Person 1 (No longer a loser) : Man, you saved me from making a huge mistake, ima get a gixxer, thanks bro.
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A 250cc cruiser motorcycle that queers buy so they can look cool but often get made fun of. They will often use the excuse when being made fun of that they get great gas mileage which really means there dicks are really small or does not exist.
yamaha virago 250 rider: Hey guys like my new virago 250 i just bout im cool like you all now!!
SportBike rider: Dude STFU you are such a loser.
Yamaha Virago 250: Your so mean i just want to go home and cry to my boyfriend now!!!
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