yardsale

When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.

Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.
Bro: Word, total yardsale .

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yardsale

(verb) to yardsale
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response

1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.

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Yardsale

n. One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time causing them to puke while out on a smoke break.

n. A mess of a person who excessively pukes and pisses on his friends and roommates property.

v. To throw up on the lawn after a night of drinking.

"Who that dude totally yardsaled all over!"

"Holy Shit! Yardsale pissed all over himself, pulled me off my bed and then pissed on my mattress!"

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yardsale

same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place

when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.

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Mexican Yardsale

When someone accumulates a load of trash over a long period of time, or gets evicted, their trash gets put on the curb for trash pickup. The temptation of wealth and riches draws Mexicans with grocery store carts to dig through every last bit.

They threw several decades of crap from that old attic and put it curbside. Now we have a Mexican Yardsale out front.

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The Colorado Yardsale

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard

I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale

the colorado yardsale

Having sex in the front yard during a snowstorm

I met this chick in Loveland and we did the Colorado yardsale