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Self-righteous, middle class, pseudo hippy herbal tea drinker. Known to remove the shoes of ordinary folk and trap them in their homes feeding them organic vegan food (usually lentil or chick pea based products) and giving them slathering hugs. Ecover and mooncups are a must.
"This is a no shoe household..."
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When you ejaculate into a females vagina and they then squat over your mouth and you proceed to then slurp up your own cum.
Hey, baby wanna do a Sloppy yoghurt tonight?
After I shot my baby yoghurt over her tits, I told her to clean herself up and make me a cup of tea.
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A thick, creamy substance that is launched from a man's penis; cum.
Jeremy was furiously whipping up some man yoghurt for his girlfriend.
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when a female has a large ammount of unprotected sex, then fails to 'clean out the closet' in her next shower, leaving the males bi-product to fester in her body, causing a chemical fermentation making the product into a very yoghurt like liquid
don't sleep with that girl man, i've heard she's a first rate yoghurt factory
someone who is a bit dumb and a bit of a wanker
that Jon kid is a bit of a wet yoghurt don't ya think?
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