The Yoni

The Yoni is a standard unit of chronological measurement, defined strictly as the period of time Yoni has to spend in service of the army. (Yoni will ultimately serve 1 The Yoni in the army.)

The universe is estimated by scientists to be roughly 0.16 The Yonis old.

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yony

A niggas mom who misspelled Johnny

Hey whatsup yony.

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Yoni

Fanny, Fud, A womans orifice, Nan

Geez a swatch at yi Yoni

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Yoni

The guy who comes to your apartment to drink your alcohol.

Yoni came over to consume our whiskey.

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Yoni

Some fucking jewish ass loser who sat next to Evan on February 23rd, 2018 in Tanakh

Ew look at that Yoni sitting alone at the bar mitzvah

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Yoni

My best friend in the whole world.

Me:your my best friend
You:Obviously,I’m Yoni

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Yoni

Yoni is the absolute best guy you'll ever meet. I swear that I became a happier person with yoni in my life. He is the epitome of loyalty and kindness. He's never hurt anybody nice on purpose. He's such a deep caring, kindhearted person. If you don't have a yoni in your life right now, go get yourself one. I'm telling you, it will change your life for the better. Everyone needs a yoni in their life.

"Damn bro my life is so sucky at the moment."

"Oh yeah? Get yourself a Yoni."

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