you aint my baby sitter

when someone is bossing you around

hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!

I was meant for loving you baby

The song I think of when making out with starscream
By Kiss

Me and starscream: *moans**kissing sounds**hot*
My Mind: I was meant for loving you baby, you were meant for loving me.

you make the baby Jesus cry

something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said

Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.

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make you have dead babies

This is what someone says when you lift something heavy. The item is so heavy that it will cause you to have dead babies.

I bet that bookcase was heavy. It'll make you have dead babies.

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Do you want me baby?

What a guy says right b4 fucking a horny babe

Wess: Do you want me baby?
Brooke: *moans* y-yes... fuck me!!

You gotta see the baby

Annoying refrain repeated by new parents

Elaine, you gotta see the baby!

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Can I paint you baby blue?

Will you have sex with me?

Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?

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