You got your C

When someone is acting like a total bitch/cuntbag/whore. You tell them that they have earned their "C". If they procede to keep acting in the same manner then they will earn the subsequent letters. The final word will be Carrie. It's like a game of Horse. But instead of missed baskets, it is acts of complete unearned Cunt-ness.

Laurie, why the hell did you just bust me out about not eating your mom's cookies? You got your C.

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Screw you and your box

Meaning screw you and your household but you are implying thaat they are poor and they live in a cardboard box thus making it more insulting.

Screw you and your box then!

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fuck you and your cat

A phrase used in a weird song by Goldfinger. "Fuck you! And your cat!"

Fuck you! And your cat!

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Thank you for your service.

What the VA tells you when they can not or will not provide proper health care.

Also used by anyone else that is telling you to pack sand bc they don't really care about you or your service. Or nice way to say please don't go postal bc you will get no help.

" Thank you for your service., but unfortunately I am not able to help you."

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fuck you in your mouth

Oral sex, espically very vigously

"I'm gunna fuck you in your mouth bitch."

"Okay hold up, let me tie my hair back"

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you know your right

Unreleased song by nirvana that is good and very sad, talks about how he felt a little before when he killed himself.

Pain.Pain.Pain. You Know Your Right.

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fuck you and your mother

When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.

Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!

You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.

Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!

You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.

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