Meet her thank you sir

When a man is approached by a woman and has sex with her quickly after. The male equivalent of wham bam thankyou ma'am.

A woman asked me out and bought me a hot and ready pizza. She thoughtbI was supposed to give her some because she bought a $5 meal and rubbed my leg. She thought I was a Meet her thank you sir.

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wham bam thank you sir

Have quick sex with a guy then leaving

Girl #1:Girl it’s been fifteen minutes why do you look so out of breath.
Girl #3:you just had a wham bam thank you sir didn’t you?
Girl #2: YOU ALREADY KNOW!!

Did you poot sir

A sir that pooted. Pooted quite good indeed

Man1: Excuse me sir..did you happen to poot?

Man2: Well indeed I did.

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well balls to you too sir

when you ask a question to someone, and they either reply with meh, or they dont say anything at all.

hey man, what day is it?

meh....

well balls to you too sir

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Pardon Me, Are You Aaron Burr, Sir?

That depends, who's asking?

Alexander: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

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GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me

GOOMCNsyantyam means get out, go to the hospital and dont call an uber ever again.

GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me