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From two British idioms: "Bob's your uncle" and "Fanny's your aunt"; both of which mean "easy as pie". This particular version casts confusion or doubt on a subject.
Just before diving into the shark-infested waters, he was heard to say, "Everything will be fine, and Bob's your aunt!"
It's a hybrid of two common sayings eg the worlds your oyster X bobs your uncle
There you go son bobs your oyster
to "bob" someone (like your uncle), which means completely owning or sweeping them off their feet, or in explicit way attacking them with, bitch-slapping him (or clench his face inbetween) a nice pair of bobs. This term is used mostly by indian people, referring to boobs as part of the joke.
The trend has it that lines like these are replacing unexciting "your ... mother" jokes in multiplayer gaming.
This godlike plan completely bobs your uncle and everyone else
"Bob's your uncle?"
"No mate, I said that my girl bobs your uncle with ease"
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same as bob's your uncle, but about bob monkhouse
bob's your monkhouse!
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You find out your uncle bob actually had a sex change
Therefore, Bobs your aunt... with balls.... Maybe
Ger: And there ya go, Bobs your uncle
Marty: No, Bobs your aunt with balls bitch!
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To plant your dick in someones face
Clint was being an ass, so I got him with the ol' Bob's your uncle
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A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.
You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.
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