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God.
Oh my Zayn Malik! She is holding a gun! Run!!!
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zayn malik is one of the most caring, kind, lovable, good artists, and with an absolutely wonderful voice !!
x : who is zayn malik ?
me: don't you know zayn ??? she is the best singer i have ever listened to !!!
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someone: hey do u know Zayn Malik?
someone 2: yes omg he is fucking GOD!!
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the loml and he should yours too because have you seen him he’s so hot and hot hate for leaving the band but last time i check it was for his meant health so back off and leave him alone he did nothing wrong.
1:ugh why did zayn malik leave the band he’s so annoying
2: *gunshot*
2: my work here is done
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Harry Styles’s ex-boyfriend and soulmate.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Zayn Malik?
Person 2: Yeah! He’s Harry’s soulmate for sure.
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A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.
Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.
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my husband. that’s all.
Some idiot: Who’s Zayn Malik?
Me: uh my husband?
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