Zen

Has the largest of penises.

I really want Zen!

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Zen

'A special transmission outside the teachings; not depending on words or letters; directly pointing to Mind; realizing one's True Nature and becoming Buddha.' (Bodhidharma)

A monk asked Baso, "What is the Buddha?" Baso replied, "Not mind, not Buddha."

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zen

Form is emptiness, emptiness is form

Q: Does a cow have Buddha Nature?
A: Moo

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Zen

horny person

omg dude your such a Zen

zen

The idea of being one with your mind, so that self-perfection, self-preservation, and self-renouncement are freely available. One who studies the power of "zen" is one who challenges him- or herself to attaining complete physical confidence through mental stability. The power of zen is often manifested in the physical world as telepathy or entropy, and more so in the spiritual world as post-death abominations.

"He was so attuned with zen that he could see the future."

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Zen

A thwack on the head given by an old Chinese man holding a walking stick

According to each pupil, the Seifu gives an appropriate meaning of Zen; I have a knot on my head to prove it.

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Zen

Productline by Creative. Portable music players which are similar to but not equal to the ever too popular iPod.

Dude, i just got my Creative Zen Micro. This badass toy piledrives your iPod Mini into the sewer gutter any day! No joke, bra.

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