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The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).
Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!
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The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.
When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!
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When you're riding your zamboni but then you get a random boner
I saw a hot ice skater while I was cleaning the ice so I got a zamboner
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This is what happens when you watch hot hockey players play hockey and you get a little excited!
Dude....I was watching the portland pirates last night and totally got a zamboner!!
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Someone who stashes our hash beer check beer in the shaved ice from a Zamboni, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator
The Zamboner left our Hash beer in the shaved ice pile behind the rink, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator.
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Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.
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A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.
Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?