Zech

Omega Chad with a penis the size of Saturn, beware of this man he will steal your bitch. He eats boneless pizza on the daily and thinks that a sedan can pick up more chicks than a white van

Man: Theres no way ur van can pick up more chicks than my sedan
Zech: you gotta be yankin my dick off cuz thats ridiculous. Aye lemme get a boneless pissa with a two liter a coke

Zech is so hot

Zeche

A boy who sucks at Halo and basketball. He loves cars but can't change a tire. He also can't get a girlfriend.

Look at that zeche trying to impress that girl. I hope she doesn't ask him to change her tire.