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A great friend that always makes you laugh and also has a friend named TIANA
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A company that will give you IT qualifications that would usually take years in just 5months, and in the process you will sign your life over to them they will take your home and social life stamp all over it and by the time you finish the course you will be on a nervous breakdown and will not want to use another computer as long as you shal live and also have 10 years on the sick recovering.
"hi my name is mr zenos i am here to day to bore you to death with 2 sh*t jokes and 7,000,000 slides that will last the rest of your life"
it is a microsoft organisation trainning and work experience scheme.
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To proceed with increasing caution, esp. when measuring (cutting, pouring, etc.) such that each new amount is half-way closer to your goal.
I kept zenoing that last pour of flour! It took forever to get it just right and start mixing!
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Zenos is actually the secret name for an organisation otherwise referred to as "the sunshine foundation". This organisation is responsible for the commonly known 'sunshine bus' which helps give fun and learning opportunities to downs syndrome suffering children. When people attend Zenos, the children do pretty colourings and use potato prints, so that they can then gain a certificate. This certificate gives an equivalent qualification to a year 6 S.A.T. assessment. Zenos as an organisation is particularly interested in giving children who have affros opportunities.
you go zenos?
yeah its super cool!
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The Zeno principle is placed on a member of a group that is always blamed for everything even if it is obvious they did nothing
"Why do you guys always blame john for everything?"
"The Zeno principle"
Zeno Zoldyck is the grandfather of Killua from the anime HxH. He is a total badass who is probably not gonna die anytime soon. Not naturally at least.
Zeno Zoldyck an old man that can still kick ass.
A paradox in applied philosophy analogous to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.
Tenet 1 - Advice or information taken from Zeno at face value will always be wrong.
Tenet 2- Investigation or contestation of any information taken from Zeno will always show it to be correct.
Corollary to Tenet 2- When such a contest is resolved in Zeno's favor (as it always will be) the contesting party will be severely mocked.
Therefore, interaction with Zeno will always result in the interacting party coming away wronged or mocked.
A bargain leather jacket was purchased on the basis of Zeno's insistence that it was real leather. As it turned out, it was not real leather. Forty dollars was lost when a hot fork punctured a whole in it.
But mocking ensued when, despite everyone's doubts and harangues, Zeno's method for estimating hourly television power costs turned out to be completely correct.
According to Tenet 1 of the paradox, if the leather jacket had not been purchased, it would in fact have been real leather.
According to Tenet 2 of the paradox, if Zeno's method for power estimation had not been knocked, the estimates it provided would have been grossly erroneous.
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