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yeah Ransom is right. He's a genius. Whoever wrote "zepplin" needs to do some serious wrist slitting.
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Like snakes on a plane, only slightly less severe, however, undoubtedly more messy...
'boyfriend almost found out I was cheating on him, it was almost a snakes on a plane situation until I pursuaded my bit on the side to befriend her...now the situations at platypi on a zepplin level- still not so good, but maybe rectifiable'
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Mispronounciation of Led Zeppelin. As said by hicks and stoned gaurd dogs.
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a pink zepplin is simply a penis belonging to a white man
hey did you know if you made a super group out of pink floyd and led zepplin they would = a pink zepplin?
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A gap between one's teeth large enough to fly a Zepplin blimp through.
"He's got a Zepplin tooth!"
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A band that is, apparently, extremely overrated. I have never seen a group more idolised for no apparent reason than this one. In all honesty, not everyone listens to Rock. Therefore, the idea that they are the 'best band ever omg!!!11!!!!' is only a mere tactic for teenagers and young adults to look more cultured and cool.
Braindead Wannabe Musician: Dude, can you come here and tell me if I sound exactly like Page when I play this Led Zepplin guitar solo?
Actual Musician:....why would I care?
Braindead guy: Um, because I want to be just like the best musicians that ever existed?
Actual Musician:....you're an idiot.
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If you don't know who they are...well you should follow a BLACK DOG up THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN only to be DAZED AND CONFUSED because you will never know THE SECRET OF EVERMORE
*sounds of MOBY DICK still kicking in my head, 20 minutes in, and I still want more*
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