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Are you ready for this?
Zevzalabim!
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Hey zev, you ready for this?
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After eating out a woman, the man proceeds to vomit everywhere in disgust, then immediately decides he likes men. Then after sucking a dick, he vomits again, and decides to go back to women, and so on and so forth forever. Also known as a clumsy, vomiting bisexual. A dirty Zev loves antelopes and asparagus.
"After that nun came in here, you pulled a Dirty Zev, then ran out the door to drive to the zoo."
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The most beautiful man inside and out. His eyes are easy to get lost in, and his loyalty is unmatched. He’s blessed in the nether regions, and will please a girl more than she knew was possible. He has a positive impact on everyone he meets, and his dedication to improvement both within himself and others is remarkable. He’s gifted in an endless amount of ways. Good luck not catching feelings for a Zev! He’s irresistible and his sense of humor and personality can make any girl (or guy!) fall for him. His hair is immaculate all the time. He works hard for what he wants, and only surrounds himself with baddie waddies. If you don’t have a fat ass, you don’t have a chance. His confidence is attractive and alluring. Once you meet a Zev, you’ll never be the same.
Girl: did you see that Zev? I just know he could teach me a thing or two.
Boy: girl, don’t even bother. A Zev will only consider baddie waddies.
the cutest boy ever in the whole word - if you know someone called this that means you owe the world to them . live love zev
“wow! zev is the cutest ever’
someone afraid of furries
very thoughtful and outgoing but not with furries
furries scare them horrifyingly but no furrie are to mess with him swear
furry:hey i'm a furry
zev:STAY AWAY ILL HURT YOU
furry:what why
zev: i have furriephobia