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a currency that transcends cardinality
"I GOT 1 MILLION ZIMBABWE DOLLARS!"
The act of fisting a female's anal cavity and retrieving fecal matter
Dude I did a Zimbabwe gravedigger to this girl and she farted
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When two girls are scissoring and you piss and and ejaculate all over them
when my two lesbian friends were scissoring a gave them the zimbabwe shuffle
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When you light the weed on fire and it keeps burning.
"Oh shit man I accidentally light the weed on fire!"
"FLAMING ZIMBABWE"
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Nonexistent food.
When there’s nothing to eat for dinner
Eat your food Timmy, you know the children in Africa are only eating Zimbabwe’s delights
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Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.
Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.
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A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.
My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.
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