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An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.
After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.
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the lead singer of the post hardore screamo band greeley estates
also extremely sexy
has a beautiful singing voice and a screaming voice
long brown always in his face hair
gray eyes
one lip ring on the bottom and one on the top
me: omg i met ryan zimmerman at warped tour!
friend: really?!
me: yeahh we took a pic together and his sweaty hair was right next to mine
friend: lucky bitch
me: hehe i know
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Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode
Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!
The pattern of behavior which erupts after a person has shot another to death in cold blood, marked by anger, denial, specious justifications, depression, copious hand-washing, paranoia, avoiding public exposure, etc... and perhaps even several attempts at an apology. Often resulting in the abuse of highly addictive pain-killing drugs and ending in attempts at suicide.
These soldiers returning home from an unpopular foreign campaign are likely to suffer severe Zimmerman Syndrome when the adrenaline wears off and they realize they killed a lot of innocent people along the way to their goal.
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Jennifer Zimmerman is a prescription drugs addict. She is also selfish and highly self obsorbed. She abandons her family and takes off to live in a van and spreads her herpes and other STDs across California, Oregon and Washington to unsuspecting male victims.
Jennifer Zimmerman is a walking pharmacy.
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The lead Guitarist in Pinkleef.
He is also a hot highschool boy, that has 2 awesome brothers.
Chick#1: Dude, Sarah is sooo obbsessed with Henry Zimmerman!
Chick#2: I know! She freaked because he talked to her!
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Means that something is very legitimate such that it would meet the high standards of a very religious Jewish person (Zimmerman, being a common Jewish name).
Synonym for legit. Can be used as a question as to somethings legitimacy. Kosher is used not necessarily in religious sense.
Shorthand is "K4Z"
“Foolz on shabbat…Kosher for Zimmermans?”
Male University Student 1: “Should I foolz with my 2nd cousin?”
Male University Student 2:”Dude…so no K4Z”
Fraternity Student 1: “What do you think of that bitty?”
Fraternity Student 2: “Very Kosher for Zimmermans”
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