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See the spunk shuffle
When a women keeps her leg closed and shuffles to the toilet to prevent spunk leaking out of her
His mum saw me doing the zoidberg last night, i couldent look at her in the morning
I had to d the spunk shuffle all the way down the hall last night.
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a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.
WOOP WOOP WOOP chek out zoidberg over there
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A Zoidberg is when a friend gives you a hand job with a crab. He/she positions the crabs claw around your penis, and the friend then jerks the crab up and down. In essence, the Zoidberg is a dutch-rudder via crab claw.
Professor Farnsworth: "Good news everybody! I just got a Zoidberg!"
Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."
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The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired by the carapace of Dr. John Zoidberg M.D., as occasionally seen on the television show Futurama.
Look at the zoidbergs on her, she needs to drop a few pounds or get a new bikini.
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The occurrence of reading a word of phrase in the voice of another. From the popular television series Futurama character, Dr Zoidberg.
Zoidbergism Example #1: "Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig." (Read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice)
Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)
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This is the term used to describe the action of a person with a split-tongue body modification going down on someone. Often accompanied by the sound "whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop."
Oh god Zoidberg, your tongue is amazing whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop!
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a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.
WOOP WOOP WOOP chek out zoidberg over there
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