To be extremely tired or inebriated.
"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."
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1. very tired
2. intoxicated, especially with alcohol
He looked zonked when he got back.
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(military): An unofficial military command of scatter.
(shouted) ZONK!!!
(everyone runs)
First Sergeant looks confused.
When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")
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the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..
We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in
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- To go to sleep.
- The act of sleeping (zonking).
- Totally cool.
- Vomitting.
- I really need to zonk out.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
- That is so zonk.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
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Sleep is most often defined by, βa condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.β American slang has hence taken the basis of βsleepingβ and reformed it into conditional words, often grouped as synonyms of their fore-bearer. Zonk is one such word. The literal definition of which is, β to fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.β While sleep and zonk are very similar, sleep has more a dreamy and wistful connotation to it. Zonk, however, is a more violent word, often associated with power naps or a sudden urge to go into heavy sleep (see Stage 4 REM cycle). If one were to, in pure theory, say they were sleepy rather than zonky, then that mayhaps imply that there is a slight edge encouraging them to close their eyes, but not quite enough to make them truly, and wholly, zonk.
Iβm finna fucking zonk, Mark.
Extremely intoxicated. Usually refers to alcohol intoxication but can also apply to marijuana or other drugs.
"Did you see that guy at the party? He was zonked!"
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