Zooked can have multiple meanings, it can range from meaning the word “Okay” or “Fucked” in a very specific way.
Depending on how or what scenario the word is used, it could kind of play the role of a word with your own meaning.
“Yo bro, that guy is zooked”
(“Yo bro, that guy is fucked)”
or
“Are you zooked dawg?”
(“Are you good/okay dawg?”)
Please note: Depending on the tone the word is said in, the above example can also mean “Are you fucked dawg”?
to de-wedgie your self
"awww my thongs right up my arse i need to zook"
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Slang for rip off or being cheated out of something by deceit.
I took my car for repairs and that garage zooked me out of hundreds by overcharging me for a shody job.
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To trip on psychedelic mushrooms
(As an alternative word for 'frying')
Ex. 1:
83 years in the forest after 'zooking' on mushrooms
Ex.2:
As a result of getting 'zooked', the man's lawn continued to grow exponentially, as he watched hesitantly from his oil-detoxification bath on the right-left-right room in the castle.
Ex. 3:
The Evergreen Energy is visible after one 'zooks'
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1. To act and/or look like the Scary Muppet character (copyright Jim Henson productions
2. To say "don't worry about it" wayyyy too many times
3. To be so baked they can't remember their own name and/or grafitti a church
4. To watch the fireworks with your boyfriend without kissing, or holding hands; usually the byproduct of being baked
5. To have an unhealthy infatuation with homosexual men (see Pilitowski, Joe and Haenchen, Nick)
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The Demise of the Florida Gators
The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though
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fresh. super swagg.
with new styles of clothes, shoes, chains,
everythang.
matchin colors.
" super fresh and my swagg so official im zooked " ... - soulja boy
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