A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.
Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.
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Mild entertainment to pass the time.
I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.
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The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.
This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"
After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.
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When one fails to do the "zoolander pose" miserably. Aka Darcey's version of the "zoolander pose" from the movie Zoolander. Basically, Darcey raises his eyebrows in a retarded fashion instead of giving the cool appearance of the real "zoolander pose". This definitly makes him look extrememly douchey.
Guy 1: Alright i am taking the picture.
1,2,3!
Guy 2: Wait up, i thing we're going to have to do that one over, I'm pretty sure i just pulled the "Darcey Zoolander".You know, when you have your eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion. Remember, Darcey was the first to do it hence the name "Darcey Zoolander."
Guy 1: Hahaha you did, man i'm sorry, we have to take this one over otherwise you'll look like a major douche bag!
Guy 2: Yeah i know, shut up.
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A Male Model
3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity
Played by Ben Stiller (the funniest guy in the whole wide world!)
"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."
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when someone continues to pull the exact same face in every photograph taken of them, like the character Derek Zoolander.
Pulling a zoolander means every inch of the expression is the same in five or more photographs, similar to Vanessa Hudgens when she tries to pout.
You've pulled the same face in about 5 photographs! Stop pulling a Zoolander.
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Someone really, really, ridiculously good looking.
Debra: Oh my gosh look at that guy near the KFC! He's such a hottie! Jenny: More than a hottie. He's a total Derek Zoolander!
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