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The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)
The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.
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V. To orally falate a male who is in the act of expelling solid waste
I walked into the bathroom and saw Lindsay giving Chris a blumpy! He's a legend!
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a sexual act involving a man on the toilet taking a dump while being sucked off by another man.
"Hey big fella, I have to take a crap, want to go into the dunny with me and pleasure me with a blumpy?"
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the kind of poop thats to big for your butt hole
i took the biggest blumpy , my ass hole is hurtin' real hard now
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The male specific version of Blumpy. Receiving Head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. The choad refers to the penis and the "Blumpy Choad" is the male version of the act as opposed to cunnilingus while on the toilet or a "Blumpy Quim"
"That bitch was so drunk she gave me a Blumpy Choad."
A reverse blumpy or R.B for short is when two parties are about to perform the orthodox blumpy but use a distinct signal or sound (can be a high pitched grunt or tuneful whistle but it is considered more normal to burp) to indicate a reverse in proceedings. The giver moves his/her body so he/she is underneath the anus and then sucks out the faeces of the receiver or blumpee. In many cultures especially across eastern europe and in particular central england close to the River Trent this act is seen by many to be an act of good will, kindness or after a mal-functioning blumpy; forgiveness. During a reverse blumpy, in order to show satisfaction or gratfullness towards the giver a hot lunch should immediately follow while the faeces is still warm.
"Oh man, jane gives the best reverse blumpys"
"I prefer reverse blumpys to just blumpys its so much more relieving"
"I asked Jane to reverse blumpy me but she kept saying no because i was her son, what's that all about"
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