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A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:
* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream
Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.
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to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
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giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating
guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!
crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....
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when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.
1. that girl gave the best blumpkin'
2. hows my blumpkin' this morning
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Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...
"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!
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receiving oral sex while taking a shit.
see also: crumpkin
she agreed to give me a blumpkin as long as hot karl came to visit.
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The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.
Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting.
hmmmmmm
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