Chesting

-Verb
The act of thrusting a penis of a homosexual male between his overweight partner's moobs (man breasts). Possible with transexuals and also dildos. Could be considered a sexual fetish to some.

"That was real fun chesting last night my gay lover."

"Man, my chest hurts"
"I told you we should've used some lube!"

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Chestes

Succulent milk containment units of the human female. Flat chicks are known for having internal Chestes, meaning they don't feel immense pain when punched lightly on the chest. Despite sounding great, there are health risks to internal Chestes. For one thing, these cannot produce thick, course milky goodness, rather, these produce what is known as milky gaseousness. This acts as a natural male repellent, which is great if you're a feminist, though in that case you don't have to worry about getting a boyfriend anyway. Internal Chestes are also believed to be correlated with a deadly disease known as Boobulous denysucculentious. This disease causes females to think boobs don't matter. They do.

"That chick got some nice Chestes."

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Buss Chest

A Carribean (Virgin Islands) term use to describe a major heartbreak or sense of disappointment

Buss Chest= Heartbreak x5

I find out last night dah my side ting dem bin actin single.! TIS BUSS CHEST!!!!!!

Chest Monday

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.

The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.

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soaryn chest

In Minecraft, a chest that is so disorganized that you can't ever find anything.

I'll throw all of my random junk into this chest and it will become my soaryn chest.

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chest table

an attachable/detachable tray rested on the chest of someone eating or drinking while in a slouched position, used when spilling the food or beverage would be likely.

He keeps spilling his food everywhere on the couch. Someone should get him a chest table.