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Return to a room and everyone scatters and gets real quiet, because they were talking shit about you.
When I returned to the office from lunch, everyone there were huddled together talking. They saw me coming and quickly went back to there desks and stayed quiet.
I was COCKROACHED !
A bandwagon Cowboys fan from somewhere other than the Dallas area.
After the Cowboys won their first game, I saw two cockroaches at the store wearing their Cowboys jackets.
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Dirty little creatures that live under beds in dark, moist rooms, waiting to crawl in to the ears of unsuspecting sleepers to lay eggs and drink beer
Charla's bedroom is full of evil beady-eyed cockroaches waiting for her to fall asleep.
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A promiscuous man that lurks in clubs. He is probably the hottest guy there, but he has deplorable hygiene and he's probably got STDs. He's also the only guy in the club clever enough to wear eyeliner.
-That guy over there is so choice, I've got to meet him. Oh, wait, he looks like a cockroach.
-He's such a cockroach, I heard he has AIDs. Too bad, I love a guy in leather.
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Employees of Westmount during the coronavirus.
“Hey all the blue collars are home in quarantine. Except the westmount cockroaches. They survive everything. “
Where the fric did they all go. It used to be an actual epidemic and now they are all suddenly gone. Why is no one talking about this??? Aliens are real
Oh hey look a cockroach and it's the year 1978.
Last night I was going to fuck Carlos till he wiped out a cockroach.