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Gobbler refers to a person partaking in the art of gobbling, of which many variations are present. The most notable presentation of the previously mentioned craft was performed by the mysterious man appearing in a web video on "merryholidays.org", whom therefore is simply referred to as "the gobbler".
Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.
By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this complicated craft.
To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a blow up doll "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who let the dogs out"
The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:
"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"
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when a chick slobin on your knob, right before you cum, tickler her and simultaneously shove your dick to the back of her throat, and she will sound like a turkey..
"mmmhm.. yeah you like tha. GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.. *cough cough*... Greg!?!? what the fuck was that?!?"
"That was the Gobbler bitch!"
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When a girl is so skinny that her clit hangs out of her vagina.
What the hell?!?! That skinny bitch has a gobbler! Disgusting!!
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A practical joke where the joker allows his scrotum to get a nasty bright red sunburn, then drapes it over a sleeping/drunk victim's nose, where it resembles a male turkey, then snaps several pictures to humiliate the person when they wake/sober up.
Dude I gave Lloyd a serious Gobbler last night when he passed out!!!
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the "double-chin" or the fat beneath the chinbone. Derived from the skin that roosters have under their beaks. Subject Example: Brian Sweeney.
Dude you have a massive gobbler!
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A sexual act in which the male leaves a humongous hickey upon the female's neck, resulting in the female having an appearance of being strangled.
Dan: Hey did you hear about Jack and Katie last night?
Brady: No, I didn't what happened?
Dan: He gave her such a huge gobbler that I thought she had been strangled. She'll have to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks
Example 2:
He gobblered so hard I think he popped an artery.
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Another word for crazy or insane. Sort of like the concept of getting attacked by a flock of gobbling turkeys.
Guy 1: My girlfriend just got eaten by a giant squid!
Guy 2: That's gobblers!
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