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jasoned

to be more than violently drunk

I got jasoned yesterday at the bar and was kicked out.

by Alexman2 October 10, 2007

47๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason

A bombastic person that is awesome and cheerful. Is often misunderstood, and is cautious about everything he does, wishing not to leave others with a negative view. He might seem silent, but once you get to know him, you will find that he is very cheerful, humorous, and a happy go lucky kind of person.

Guy: Did you know that guy Jason is actually very Bombastic.

by Bombastical January 6, 2013

104๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason

โ€ขThe name of Jason has given you sensitivity and appreciation for the finer and deeper things in life.

โ€ข You can enjoy reading, study, and contemplation about many different subjects.

โ€ข When your interests or curiosity are aroused, you work intensely at new undertakings, but your interests often wane when you encounter drudgery and monotony, with the result that you leave many things unfinished.

โ€ข Your name has taken you into many bitter experiences.

โ€ข The greatest lack in your life is stability and peace of mind.

โ€ข A peaceful and quiet environment, especially out in nature, is one of your greatest desires, but you are constantly taken into chaotic conditions.

โ€ข Because you have high ideals and are a principled person, you have been disillusioned and disappointed in people on many occasions and have experienced much aloneness.

โ€ขAlthough the name Jason creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation.

โ€ขThis name can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success.

Jason

by el Jason February 24, 2012

142๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason

The nicest sweetest guy in the world. Is very cute and totally hilarious. Has a great taste in music and will be a great boyfriend because he likes to talk not just hook up.

person1: He has good taste in music and is really funny!
person 2: dude he sounds like a jason!

by iluvjason December 6, 2010

751๐Ÿ‘ 236๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason

A totally amazing guy that cares about your every word. He tends to worry too much about you which is really sweet. He calls you beautiful instead of hot and he'll actually talk to you about your problems if no one else will. He actually cares about your feelings and fears. He tells you he loves you at least once a day. He is altogether a really great guy.

person 1: who was that guy i saw you with?
person 2: thats jason. hes totally awesome and i love him so much.

by JD'sGirl January 18, 2011

968๐Ÿ‘ 312๐Ÿ‘Ž


[jason]

the absolute greatest person alive. actually cares about your well being, funny, sincere, a truly remarkable person. without him i would more then likely be dead, or killed. <3

jason: sweetheart, just keep breathing.

by <3scissorhands February 1, 2009

83๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


jason

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and weโ€™d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if itโ€™s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath itโ€™s self. I canโ€™t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
He is everything a girl wants in her life. Her life is not complete without him.

Friend 1: Ah! Jason just bought me a necklace and told me he loved me!
Friend 2: AH! NO WAY!
Friend 1: what can i say? hes Jason

by Alexis Lone January 2, 2011

146๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž