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A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"

Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.

by AYB October 18, 2003

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job

A place that I bust my ass to get to, then all day I put up with a bunch of gossiping no-lives who have nothing better to do with their time, and then i come home feeling dirty, tired, and sorry that i don't have an endless supply of money that comes from a void in space.

"My job sucks the BIG one!"

by megm July 21, 2008

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-job

suffix, giving a noun an extra syllable or a potential nickname

tall-job, frick-job, creep-job

Here comes the creep-job. Finally came out of his dorm.

by Mike Monsport September 30, 2007

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job

The act of volunteering to be abuse on a daily basis for barely enough money to pay your rent

Spending four years in college to earn a degree in order to Retrieve coffee for the boss while being told working 40 hours a week is not adequate job commitment so no raise for another year.

by Laney Hansford March 7, 2007

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job

something that can help and ruin your life. sometimes when you get it, you regret it. but other times you get it, and feel like you're the luckiest person in the world. it's mostly regret. expect regret, because you know you're going to get regret. choose it wisely.

my job sucks

by thatasiangirlthatactswhite April 19, 2017


Job

1. A "job" refers to productive labors that fulfill a necessary societal role, provide the individual with a sense of self-worth, and often a livelihood. Jobs are subject matter for reflection upon the blessings and bounty with which we are all provided.

2. A "job" is fundamental human bondage that wastes time and resources in tasks that would more wisely not be done at all. It degrades self-worth, creates anger and hatred, sometimes enough to cause violence and crime, and endangers the life and health of the bystander and of the "employed".

I love my job! It makes me feel needed. I'll save up for a place of my own, then, maybe, you know, buy her the ring. :D
Yeah, I got a job alright! The 'trainer' put me on a line, wouldn't give me safety equipment, doesn't answer my questions, and calls me names a lot. He said the plant is just there to lose money. I walked out.

by Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood November 26, 2010

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job

Something I have to do to pay my bills, but seems impossible to do without some horrible physical or emotional consequence.

Bills=immediate job necessity. But job searching includes knowing which job won't result in excruciating back, ankle, hip, or head pain, *OR* cause so much stress and confusion that I quit yet again!

by beyond irritated May 22, 2008

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