greasy mcgriddle

A greasy mcgriddle is the act of performing oral sex on the dining room floor of a Mcdonald's before the official end of breakfast for the franchise in which the individuals are located (times may vary by franchise). While typically, the act is performed between two people who have vaginas, there are variations that are inclusive of all genders and can happen are various times. (see: the mcnugget)

Sometimes, a friend may watch, making that person "the hash brown." Patrons of the Mcdonald's are not considered hash browns.

Since it is 9am, Elliot and Cassidy are performing the Greasy McGriddle. Brandan is the hash brown.

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Hit the McGriddle

Being first at the office, making phone calls and running appointments, grinding away all day, working hard while eating a McGriddle.

Yo, Let’s go hit the McGriddle

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mcgriddle face

Hispanic slur, means you look like you eat at Mcdonalds for breakfast instead of iHop.

Highly offensive.

"what? where do you get breakfast? mcdondalds???"
"no..."
"you look like you'd get breakfast at mcdonalds, mcgriddle face"

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Battle for Caution's McGriddle

An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.

Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*

sausage McGriddle fingers

A greasy fat handed over middle-aged egotistical narrow-minded opinionated loud mouth. Who are usually fat and look like meatloaf ate meatloaf.

Nickname such as he's a sausage McGriddle fingers.

Im so mcgriddled, bro.

Being extremely high off the marijuana.

Dude i just smoked a fat spliff and now im so mcgriddled, bro.

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McGriddle

A McGriddle is where two white women (The Buns) press their buttocks together while syrup is poured in between, then a black man (The Sausage) sticks his penis in between with the syrup.

"Okay! The syrup is poured! Stick it in between us so we can make a McGriddle!"