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plant

1: V. To place incriminating evidence in a place likely to be found by the authorities.

2: N. A green organism, often leafy, popular for its ability to turn poisonous gasses into the popular hallucinagen, oxygen. These blobs of cells are well known for causing rashes, indegestion, death, and putting holes through the feet of unwary hikers. They are to be watched carefully for signs of rebellion.

Wanting to break my coke addiction and put an innocent man in jail for shits and giggles, I decided to plant seventeen kilos of my stash in in a stranger's house and call the police from a payphone.

by Shuffle September 14, 2005

76πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


plantful

Fresh air in park or on the beach.

But it really smells different here, like the air. The air is a lot more plantful...
Β©Mark,Nct127. 2019

by loudsadfunnysilent November 16, 2019


Plant

An imposter. You think they are the actual person, but they are not. They were sent to pretend they are the person you think they are, but ... they aren't. O_O

I think that guy is a plant.

by One Eyed Butter Flied February 10, 2021

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Plant

1: an organism of varying colors, may or may not have blossoms or bear fruit, has different ways to germinate or reproduce, usually by pollination by bees or birds.

2. someone who is paid to sit in a comedy show and laugh at every joke the comedian says, prompting others to laugh

1. You see that plant? that's Catnip, it's crack for cats!

2. That guy next to me, the one who keeps laughing, yeah, I think he's a plant.

by GamerGirlMGS May 10, 2009

15πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Plant

Yet another word that means "marijuana"

It's Friday, time to buy a bag of sticky plant and blaze the night away!

by BigSoyYoBoy October 16, 2010

23πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


planted

When someone gets beat up so bad they can't get off the ground or they are knocked out.

Taken to the ground hard and fast.

Did you that quaterback get planted?

by Ryan Robertson March 7, 2005

16πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Plants

One quarter (1/4) of a foot (12 inches). 1 Plants = 3 inches.

Over the weekend it it dumped a Plants of rain.

The average male penis is two Plants.

by Johnny Utah 4 Prez February 17, 2013

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