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Japanese traduction: servant
Samurais were usually warriors mounted on horses and dueling each others with bows. During the history, samurai devoted their life and their honesty towards the Daimyos, great warlords. Samurais ended up adopting the sword, usually called Katana, rather than the arc. Samurais were following the bushido, the way of the warrior, their code of honor.
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During sexual climatic phase, hold base of cock with both hands and release semen across the torso of your partner at a downward 45 degree angle.
This act is usually accompanied with loud chinese chants.
I gave the chinese hooker the samurai as a conclusion to our transaction.
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A social class of people started in the latter 13th century who usually started training at dojos when they were eight or nine. After graduating from these dojos they usually joined the military ruled by the Shogunate or Shogunafter the Sengoku war when the Shogun became the supreme power more samurai came to the scene and joined the Shougnate however these samurai became dogs of the Shogun thus leading to small rebel groups trying to oppose the Shogun, but none were sucessful until the bakumatsu war began. Some samurai rebuked their title and became rurouni. Samurai disappeared after the Meji era. Today many manga artists over-glorify the samurai as cool, good-hearted people but in actuallity most samurai were cold-blooded killers
Samurai is also the name of a cool amusment park ride
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A creature with all power, it is said a samurai can destroy the universe with a movement of the eyes. Samurais are the best at everything ever, especially sword fighting and gymnastics. Samurais are born when lightning bolts hit the highest peak of everest, they can teleport and run at the speed of light and fly too.
Pete: Oh my god, was that a samurai?
Joe: No it wasn't
Pete: Why not?
Joe: because we'd be dead if it was.
Pete: what was it then?
Joe: probably a slimy, sneaky little buccaneer shrew.
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A very kinky sexual act in which you throw a person called Sam at your partners eye when they begin to get close(sam-ur-ai). The mass confusion that results in this can be especially thrilling to many people and can occasionally have the added bonus of threesomes resulting with the sam person involved if you are into that kind of thing.
Man: Hey baby want me to Samurai you tonight?
Woman: What the hell is that?
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Having 3 men stand in a row. The middle man proceeds to jerk the 2 outside men off.
This one night I was really drunk and gave my friends a samurai..SHEATH, UNSHEATH!
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