split

1. Female genitalia.
2. A female.
3. A uniform break in something, often fabric.

1. Show us your split, bitch!
2. Come here you stupid split!
3. There was a split in my pants

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split

1. to escape/run away in a hurry
2. to make one naked
3. a sundae

1. "Oh shit nigga! The po-po's in this piece dawg I'm splitin'!"
2. "I'll get ya home and I'll split ya..."
3. "Banana splits are sexy"

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split

To be both drunk and high, usually from cocaine.

Man, I've been drinking bud light and doing blow all night, I'm so split.

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The Splits

When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.

Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.

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Split

In the context of a system, alter, or plurality as a whole (Disordered or not):
To split off of another alter

"I split not too long ago."
"Unfortunately, we split again the other day. That was... unpleasant."
"A split occurred again, she said."

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split

a woman/lady/girl/female/bird

that's split's got nice tits

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split

a term used as split personality. As in someone acts like a goody good with parents, but is really a naughty child.

I know shes a split, but half of her is amazing.

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