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a server/waiter term- To fall behind on servering your guests
I'm too busy to get these bar drinks to table 44, can you take them for me, I'm in the weeds.
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Good stuff. Magical plants that mother nature provides for her children.
no, we dont smoke weed from no swisher. aye gramps take out the hookah..show this sucka how we do it!
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Why drink & drive when you can smoke & fly?
Weed is marijuana. It's less harmful then alcohol & cigarettes put together. You can be baked, blazed, stoned, or high. You can toke, smoke, or hit. Whatever you want to call it, it's the best feeling in the world.
Marijuana is a plant that came from the earth. If God didn't want us to have it, why would he put it here? & if you don't believe in God then here's one for you. It comes from the ground, so it's ALL natural. Nothing harmful about it.
If your parents smoke, tell them to stop cause it's bad for them then hand them a blunt.
Go grab a blunt, bowl, joint, or bong and chill on the couch when your parents aren't home. Make sure to have some air freshner, a change of clothes, eye drops, & gum near by.
Make it last. Don't waste it. Blow the smoke straight to the sky.
Take a nice long hit. Breathe it in, hold it, feel the rush, blow it out. It's that simple my friends. Don't be greedy, share the ganga.
Ganga, dro, chronic, weed, pot, maryjane, MJ, trees, reefer, herb, or whatever you want to call it.
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints then I smoke 2 more.
Weed isn't a druggg!
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Screw this. I'm spending the evening at home with some weed
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God Groweth, we Smoketh
roll that shit, light that shit, PASS THAT SHIT!!!!!
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god's one true gift to mankind
that weed we smoked was fuckjing gooddodod
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When a waiter/waitress is serving too many people at once.
Ned, you're in the weeds. I think I'll get Julie to wait on the other six tables.
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