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witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.
Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"
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Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
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When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it
It's colder than a witches title outside
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Meaning it's freezing outside.
Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!
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a female who is a real twat ,
a cow bag,
douche bag,
biatch.!!!!
snake with tits..
my wife is a tit witch,,,"she knows who she is"!!
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Used to describe something that is insanely cold.
Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.
Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."
Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.
"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
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A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch
Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!