The selection of beige and orange, corn and maize snacks found in abundance at children's parties. Usually arranged indiscriminately in large bowls or trays front and center of the spread. Some believe the Wotsit Trough is the first known location of 99% of all viral and airborne infections leading them to be considered areas of significant scientific interest.
Where's little timmy, it's time to sing happy birthday?
He's over there face down in the wotsit trough?
Two words to fill a gap when you cannot think of the word that fills said gap.
The thingy wotsit was there a minute ago, but now it’s gone. Where’s the thingy wotsit gone?
A British girl in secondary school usually covered in fake tan and foundation, giving then a crusty, orange appearance similar to the Walkers crisp "Wotsits" (Which are basically Cheetos). These girls are most commonly skanky and usually are in years 7 to 10.
Guy 1: My little sister's got a fucking wannabe-roadman boyfriend? How the hell?
Guy 2: She's a Wotsit. Wotsits and His kind go together like bread and butter.
Used to indicate the person is a pain in the bum or an arsehole, but in a cheeky way. Used commonly in the UK, usually about young children or animals.
"Little billy is a right little wotsit, I caught him stealing the teachers sweets" or "That cat is a little wotsit, I caught him shitting on the sofa again"
A small Penis belonging to a ginger person. When said Penis is sucked, it also tastes cheesy like a wotsit
Georgia: Hey Katie, did you get a mouthful of Ritchies Tasty Wotsit yet?
Katie: You know i did girl, you were there too
Georgia: Oh yeah, I do love how it tastes so cheesy