Wrestler

An androgynous attention-seeker whose intelligence doesn't exceed beyond the kindergarten level. Often times, wrestlers will 'jack' themselves up on steroids and amphetamines to become tough(-ish), causing their genitalia shrink to unsatisfactory sizes. However, this does not prevent them from grabbing and touching other wrestlers' genitalia or having their own touched by those same wrestlers. Perhaps, in knowing of the other wrestler's shrinkage, and thus lack of a satisfactory sex life, they engage in genitalia grabbing, so as to sexually sooth each other. This is debatable, however, as they may already be predisposed to homosexuality, thus explaining their aggrandized androgyny.

Person A: Dude, did you see that hairless bi grab that other hairless bi's junk? They're totally fucking homo.

Person B: No, they're 'wrestlers' and they're wrestling.

Person A: Oh, so is that what they're calling it these days? Call it what you want, bro, but they seem to me like a bunch of butt pirates, glorifying the simulation of mutual masturbation.

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wrestlers

Sport created by gay men.

2 heavily muscled men, wearing speedos or singlets, trying to get the other one underneath them by pinning them.

-Are those 2 guys wrestling or humping eachother.
-What's the difference?

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Wrestler

A kind way of telling someone they are a retard

Your such a wrestler

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Wrestler Rough

When one accidentally exerts too much force on an object resulting in its inevitable fracture.

-Not knowing ones strength.

I got wrestler rough and broke a bunch of stuff.

-Usually occurs when one is drunk or just too excited/mad.

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beast wrestler

The worst video game ever made. Plus it's bad luck. If you rent it, you will die shortly after.

I rented Beast Wrestler and all i could do is lay on the ground and get tail-whipped by my opponent.

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girl wrestler

A bad ass girl who might not always win but always gives 100% are sometimes underlooked because wrestling is just for "guys". They are amazing, they might look sweet and innocent but just wait till you see them on the mat. Oh and there also sexy as fuck and have big butts ;)

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pebble wrestler

Coined by the big wall Yosemite climbers of the late 70s and early 80s, a pebble wrestler is a boulderer that appears to be "wrestling pebbles" from the view from Yosemite's Half Dome or El Capitan.

Jon loves wrestling pebbles versus climbing cliffs. He is a pebble wrestler.