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the zombie

as you are finishing during oral, cum in her eyes. quickly follow with a swift karate chop to the throat. she'll chase you blind with her arms out like a zombie moaning

: So Zach did she feel you last night?

: No, we didn't fuck cuz i gave her the zombie and she was fuckng pissed!

by Yourmomlovesthezombie January 15, 2007

47πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Zombies

A "safe" and offbeat excuse for guys to horde guns, ammunition, tactical gear and other survival supplies without being tagged as being a member of a militia or other extremist group (although your wife and neighbors may think you are a little crazy).

Bob: I just ordered 1000 rounds of 9mm for the two new Glocks I bought last week.

Tom: Damn Bob, are you one of them whacko militia members the government has been warning us about?

Bob: No, I'm just getting ready for when the Zombies attack.

by The Original Big Daddy G May 29, 2009

80πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Zombie

Name for Zayn Malik

'Hoe, Zayn Malik is like a flailing zombie these days dude.'

'Yep yep, too scared to sing outside a studio. FLOP junkie man.'

by 1dead November 2, 2019

47πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Zombie

A model citizen, and someone who we all should strive to be. Zombies don't hide behind their insecurities or lie to other people. They just want your brains. They don't need to exaggerate to make anyone feel better, but instead, being the upfront creatures that they are, make a bull run for your delicious flesh. They don't waste away life by making false friends, finding a girl or guy zombie only to be led on, and drinking their entire life to ease the pain. Nay, they do what they want (eating brains) at any cost, being shot in the head, blown up into a million pieces, being clobbered with blunt objects. But at the end of the day, battered and beaten, the zombie finds a way to moan and get on with his life. Isn't that the true secret to personal fulfillment?

Zombie 1: "Braaaaaaiins!"
Zombie 2: "Brains?"

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 4, 2010

44πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


zombie

slang for marijuana, pot, refer, or herb in Australia.

Men at Work song "Down Under" Lyrics

"Travelling in a fried out Kombie, on a hippie trail head full of zombie."

Lets smoke some zombie mate....

by dogwood April 11, 2006

334πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž


Zombies?

A word you say when you want to play Call of Duty Zombies with Your friend(s).

Person 1: Hey man, zombies?
Person 2: Yea man, just let me just log on to my Playstation.

by mathja March 10, 2016

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Zombyed

A word used to highlight some huge gramatical/spelling mistakes.

Guy 1: Ohai, on fait quoi maintenant??
Zomby01: Allait, on vat a la kao Γ©laimentalle.
Guy1: Omfg, zombyed....

by itachi san1 November 30, 2009

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž