IP Address

Something that everyone on the internet knows about you and shows in a 10 second shitpost status while a dancing Shrek, an anime girl pointing a gun at the screen, a politician or fucking anything is seen in the background.

"clicks on Shitpost Status video"

- Why the fuck are Tom and Jerry twerking?! And what the hell is my IP address doing here?

Emptysburg Address

A 2020 Donald Trump rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma attended by a much smaller crowd than expected by Trump.

Tik Tok trolls requesting tickets they'd never use turned a Donald Trump rally into the Emptysburg Address.

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IP Address

An abbreviation of "Internet Protocol Address". Internet Protocol Addresses are assigned to every device connected to the internet (e.g. Wifi connected printers, computers, smartphones, etc) to distinguish them from each other. They are a series of random numbers separated by periods. The I.P. Address of your device can be tracked by websites that you visit using it. You can actually determine someone's approximate location if you obtain their I.P. Address by contacting the ISP that it belongs to. You can find information about your I.P. Address, someone else's I.P. address, or you can find the I.P. address of a website on myip.ms.

64.210.140.1 is the I.P. address of Porn.com.
Searching "IP Address" on Google Search shows you what your I.P. address is.

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spam address

An email address that you don't really care about, so you use it whenever some sketchy site or person asks you for one.

"Before leaving, the old man asked me if I would be in the library later for help. "I like your writing skill," he compliments me. Afraid, I told him I'd probably be gone later, so he asked for my email address. I gave him my spam address and..."

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valedictory address

a speech written by a valedictorian for graduation and which 95% of it are edited by the speech writer, adviser or language teacher.

parent 1 : "the valedictory address delivered by by your son was incredible."
parent 2 : "i agree, his teacher helped him rewrite most of the paragraphs."

IP Address

A common cat food

Person: 122.218.147.35 (ip address)
Cat: Mreowww~ Nyaaa~ :3

World's Address

A phrase used to describe the knowledge of all things-- usually in a sarcastic manner.

So, you think you know the world's address?

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