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School administrators are something rarely seen outside of captivity. They are glorified half-retarded paper-pushers who feel that they are making a difference when in fact all they are doing is making everyone frustrated and slightly constipated at the sheer though of all their bullshit. It is socially, morally, and ethically acceptable to shun said beasts and laugh at them when in the presence of third parties. As of the present, there is no definite cure to their insufferable bitchiness; however, a sharp blow to the back of the head with a large bat or similar instrument seems to be effective.
When Kenny was forced to confront a school administrator, the bane of the entire world's existence, he chose to commit Hari Kari in a futile attempt to avoid being prison raped by the admins presence.
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See "Santorum" and add on "Administration.
I'm gonna give her a Santorum Administration.
A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.
Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.
Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!
Evil overlords of computerized activity. Will ban just about anyone they don't like, even if they follow the rules flawlessly. Nazi administrators are generally megalomaniacs whos lust for power overwhelms all sense of judgement, which ends up resulting in terrifying abuse of admin powers. Examples of Nazi administrators can be found at the forums of Sonic HQ, and even here, where the Nazi administrators compulsively delete definitions by request of their other Nazi contacts.
Nazi Admin: Sieg heil!
Innocent person: What?
Nazi Admin: That's it, you're banned!
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Someone who weighs twice as much as a car and has no life. They go around undoing actually constructive edits while forcing a political agenda onto pages.
Constructive person: I just fixed a minor spelling error and added a new bit of sourced information.
Wikipedia administrator: Acktuayayally no, you cannot do that and I'm a wikipedia administrator. Your post was vandalism, triggered me, and didn't align with my political views even though your statement was completely factual and well-sourced. You have been issued a warning.
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The eight long years from Jan. 20, 1981-Jan. 20,1989. The Republican president, Ronald Wilson Reagan worked hard as commander in chief in the war on the middle class. The heinous eCONomic policy called "trickle down economics" or Reganomics cut taxes on the big businesses and the rich. This shifted the tax burden to the middle class and tripled the national debt. Dennis Miller described "trickle down" best when he acknowledged this truth: "they admit it-- they're gonna piss on you!"
Along with the terrible eCONomic policy, Ronald Reagan worked to destroy unions (remember air traffic controllers' strike?) During the Reagan Administration, the U.S. backed Saddam Hussein during his war with Iran and helped to establish the Taliban to help Afganistan fight off the Soviet Union. (Funny how the G.O.P. changed course on this)
Overall, the Reagan Administration was an awful, inept or just plain evil bunch of crooks. The bad effects of this era are still haunting us 20 years later.
The fact that theRepublican Party idolizes Reagan today is mind boggling!
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The de facto unofficial government of gachatards. This group is filled with lame bureaucrats, script kiddies, wannabe hackers, and lamers who think they can control the gachatard community. The Gacha Administration is led by the lame and gay developer of Gacha Life called Luni as their "President" . They are known for hacking and doxing members of their own community for "ruining the reputation of them and Luni". They cyberstalk kids for no apparent reason and blackmail any gacha kids they don't like, which they prefer to call "intelligence gathering" for some goddamn quirky reason. They mostly present themselves in a bright light and as the heros here to save gachatards from cyberbullying although they are actually just Lunime's bitches.
Gachatard: Stop cyberbullying me please...or I will report you to the Gacha Administration!!
Me: LMAO I'm not afraid of script kiddies, you lame ass faggot
Gachatard: *starts crying*
Me: On second thought, even the Gacha Administration would want to leak your address for being such a whiny pussy