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An Afghani Handy is when a women, preferably of Middle Eastern descent, wipes her ass with one hand after taking a shit. Once she does this she proceeds to give you, or the male a hand job with the same hand.
"Hey remember that exchange student from Iran? Well last night she gave me a Afghani Handy!"
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When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".
That morning was so weird it felt like I had an Afghani breakfast.
When a guy is having anal sex and pees in a girls ass.
It was hot and heavy and then he gave me the Afghani Waterhose and my eyes lit up with excitement..five minutes later his orgasm and urine were running down my leg.
Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.
"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."
"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."
When on a hot summer's day, while on a drive with a friend or family member you roll up the windows and lock'em, after that you put the heaters on full blast and rip major ass.
I was on a drive with my buddy yesterday and I Afghani hotboxed his ass. I don't think he'll drive with me again
"Omar stunk really bad so I gave him a blast of Afghani Perfume."
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Gay assed name for the Arabian Goggles!!!!!
Afghani Goggles!?!?!?! wtf???
It's Arabian Goggles, and it's going to stay that way
Who the hell invented the crap name; Afghani Goggles?
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