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Someone who will always answer your jokes with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJA no matter how bad they are.
Someone: hey? Deez nuts
Agus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
a man that is known for licking feet
"my toes are so wet wtf?"
agu: mmmm that was so good 50 bucks please
suga backwards. suga is min yoongi
anti: say agus instead of suga so armys dont get pissed
army: fuck off loser stream dream glow
A human person that is hugely talented and a wonderful individual, known for having very good looks, charms and overall being absolutely amazing and kind.
Dudebro 1: Hey bro look at that chick she's totes rocking the curls and the glasses my man!
Dudebro 2: Yeah bro she's a total Agu, I wish she helped me choose my looks but she's way too cool! But also too kind so she probs will anyway man!
Young celebrity hottie. You're doing things to him/her inside your head that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then you remember that they achieved celebrity status when they were just kids. Now, even though they're All Grown Up, you feel like a retroactive pedophile. That guilt you're feeling? AGU-guilt.
You: Gods, Emma Watson...I would love to bend that over and cast Penis Insertium on her!
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.