The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.
Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
term referring to describe complete awkwardness when in a situation when you have nothing to say but OH AHEM/OH AH!
dude your fly is undone
OH AHEM!
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The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.
Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
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You have a happiness in your genitalia
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
You have an enjoyment in your penile area LOL At the person
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
you enjoy penises
you have fun with ahems
you like to enjoy some ones private area
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It's a texting expression similar to coughing when people are spinning tales
Jon: U know yesterday I won a coupon from Domino's for 2 pizzas
Kim: Ahem