I ain't on that shit!

Basically, you do not care about whatever someone is talking about, or what they are refering too.

Alex: Someone made a rumor about you.
Amber: I ain't on that shit!

Whitney: But I wanna go to the mall!
Crystal: I ain't on that shit!

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I ain't russian

A word that literally make russian people got mad with blyat

Gun owner: I hope you like our AK's
That one dude who ain't a russian; I ain't russian

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I ain't white

Meaning I'm doing well and I don't act white

What up, I ain't white!

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I ain't racist but

I actually am racist and I'm going to tell you something I read online which supports and confirms my opinion.

I ain't racist but I just saw a website that tells the real truth about that rotten commie, Martin Luther King.

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I ain't make no jugface

A phrase utilized to express innocence when questioned about a specific act. This phrase was quoted from a scene in the movie "Jug Face" where the potter is asked whether or not he did something and he denies it. Similar to Don't look at me and I didn't do it.

Joe: Yo Jenny, I see you bought an avocado. Did you make any of your wonderful guacamole?
Jenny: I ain't make no jugface!

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i ain't wearin' one

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.

"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

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I ain't gettin' on no plane

Catchphrase by the ever polite BA Baracus (Mr T). Due to a fear of flying, he was always reluctant to fly.

BA Baracus: "I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal"

Hannibal: "We're not flying anywhere."

BA Baracus: "If he be flyin', we be dyin;"

Hannibal: "Drink your milk, BA."

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