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From the old joke:
Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"
Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."
A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.
That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.
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What's the deal with airline food?
Dude: What's the deal with airline food?
Dude 2: What's the deal with it?
Dude: I mean, just what's the deal with it?
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The guilt trip feisty parents like to send their children on when the darlings have become too big to spank.
Sorry, dude, I can't rage with you tonight. My room is a mess and my dad just gave me a one-way ticket on Guilt Airlines.
An airline that removed its paid customer by using excessive force.
Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
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A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.
Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"
Or
"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"
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A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.
"I'm flying United Airlines today, wish me luck!"
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(n.) 1. A stale joke 2. an overused and dated reference 3. a cliche 4. a snide retort to any of the previous references
Doug: Trucker hats are so lame, I mean my dad wears them.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.
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