david akers

#2 the amazing philadelphia eagles kicker

i just went to the game today, david akers was warming up and made a bunch of 50 yard field goals

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zack aker

realest g, coolest guy on the planet .aker is a respected vip family

omg is that zack aker

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mr akers

Big ol bully

"Check your emails!" "Turn it down" -Mr Akers

achille van aker

The Premier of Belgium during the Second World War. Noted for it being a very Continental name, with a pretty sound.

"I was just walking down the street and he was, like, so Achille Van Aker."
"What?"
"Like the 3 times Prime Minister of Belgium known as the father of the Belgian social security system"
"Oh"

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Akers Bin

Imaginary pen - usually at one end of the table - where any particularly far or unattractive women are sent to be seduced by any bloke in the group who is partial to going hogging or is just horrendously drunk.

"So mate your bird's friends on facebook are utter warpigs. They're not coming are they?"

"They are mate, but it's OK, we'll just chuck them in the Akers bin"

akers

a synonym for ‘sick’

man that flip was so akers

Aaron Akers

A boot.

Aaron Akers is a boot.