Akon

The epitome of suck in modern pop music. From his nasaly synsythesized singing too his questionable rapping skills and choice in woman(not many men can get away with molesting a 14 year old on stage)" it's a wonder that anyone can stand to listen to him without the aid of a valium or a shotgun.

Akon:CAANT SEEM TOA GET AWAUU FROM MISEREEE!
Me:Shutup punk, your not even a real convict.

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Akon

1. (adjective) A really dark skinned man who sucks at RnB singing, reffering to the RnB/Pop singer who uses autotune. Im not saying black people cant sing, there are some very talented black singers, and Im not racist because im friends with lots of black people.

Really dark skinned man: *starts singing*

Other guy: Man he cant sing

Other guy 2: I know and hes about as black as black can get.

Other guy: He is such an Akon.

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Akon

A sexist hypocrytical ass whose fanbase consists of wannabe white teenage girls who have IQs of about 75 and the tastes in music of people with less than a third of that IQ; they also are so stupid they are sexist towards their own gender. His Senegalese background is most likely a hoax concocted to gain him naive fans in Africa.

Akon=Worst artist in music today

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Akon

A Rapper who thinks he is the baddest guy in the rap industry just beacuse he thinks he is a convict. All he talks about is his convict this, convict that. Really he is a fake guy who has never actually been to jail.

Guy 1: Yo, have you heard Akon's latest album, Konviction?
Guy 2: Konviction? Ha! Great name since he never went to jail he's a fake breh with his fake music!

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Akon

Ghetto, Locked Up, Lonely, Gunshot. One of the greatest voices in da rap game!

Cuz' I'm locked up, they won't let me outtttttt, they won't let me out, my ZIGGANZ im locked up.. locked up.. locked up..

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Akon

He is a very good singer. After hearing Mr.Lonely, I just feel the music. I'll have to see where he and his songs get though... These site descriptions usually get carried away when talking about singers. It's like if they know them themselves. :rolls eyes:
Anyway, after hearing Mr. Lonely, I felt the need to make all the players in school hear that song.
Akon has a good voice. ^^

Keep on singing Akon! And... well... Keep on listening everyone else!!

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akone

A badass motherfucker on an app called IFunny who is funny as fuck. A rising star in the IFunny world.

Damn! That girl is an Akone. Not as sexy as him though.