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akron

the tapered tubular portion of the foreskin that extends beyond the glans and terminates at the orifice of the foreskin. The word itself originates from the ancient Greek akron meaning farthest bounds uttermost parts and highest extreme as well as tip. In ancient Greece and classical painting it was considered the perfection of beauty of the penis.

They just stood there adoring his impressively proportioned akron.

by chilily August 19, 2007

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Akron

1. A small retirement town in the northeastern corner of Colorado that is filled with old retired folks, farmers, meth and marijuana users, and families sucked in with no hope of ever leaving pernamently.

2. Also used to describe when you are stuck in a place and can't leave, no matter how much you want to.

John: "Hey Frank, want to play video games at my house tonight?"

Frank: "I can't. I've been Akron-ed into going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight."

by AliceCullen1989 January 14, 2009

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Akron Hammer

Nickname given to LeBron James by Sports Nations Michelle Beadle.

The Akron Hammer through down the monster dunk.

by TsteelCity36 November 9, 2009

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Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!

by FireIslanders August 15, 2006

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Akron, Ohio

Located in northeast ohio ...midway between Cleveland & Canton ohio,Akron Ohio aka Crackron Ohio.! Home of LeBron James, Beanie Wells , & Birthplace of AA alcoholics Anonymous).Located between Cleveland & Canton. Akron is a jungle. Where you can get shot on a sunday afternoon broad daylight right after church. Dont try exploring downtown because its always under construction. The north side is filled with Nepali refugees & none of them know how to drive. Even tho AA was started here heroin & meth riddle the city. Stay away from the eastside & westside bc they will murder you & every hooker you ever need is on south arlington , johnston street , & east exchange street. Home of the akron runner ducks & Akron U ....dont come to akron if you cant hold your own

We cant go to Akron, Ohio after dark. They will kill us.

by BennyyyBitch October 22, 2019

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university of akron

The University of Akron is a public university in downtown Akron, Ohio with nearly 30,000 students. Although not the most well-known or prestigious university out there, it does have some highly nationally ranked programs (the Industrial/Organizational Psychology graduate program, the College of Business Administration, the College of Engineering, and The College of Polymer Science and Polymer Engineering). It is also home to the Archives of the History of American Psychology (which contains materials from some of psychology's most famous experiments, like Milgram's shock experiments) and the 2010 Division 1 National Champion soccer team.

Although I'm sure this reads like an advertisement, that's definitely not the intent. I'm just a current student who strongly disagrees that this is "the shittiest excuse for a school ever created". The school's not perfect (parking sucks--although it's improved slightly with the opening of the newest parking deck, they do have some douchetastic professors, etc), but the only other urbandictionary entry for the school as of this writing is pretty much a load of shit.

John Heisman coached football at the University of Akron.

by xkcdfan February 2, 2011

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Akron Hammer

A nickname specifically given to Lebron James; coined by Sports Nation's lovely Michelle Beadle.

The Akron Hammer (Lebron James) posterized the Laker's defense.

by Daddy_Mac November 10, 2009

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