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Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.
Wow 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife? That's ironic! No it's not -- it's alanic.
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Something that isn't ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy Canadian bint. Named after Alanis Morisette's "Ironic".
"It's like rain on your wedding day" is alanic because it is only ironic if marrying a weatherman and he set the date. Otherwise it just sucks.
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A man who often pulls on his own dick and other peoples to.
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alan is a huge DICK. He hit puberty at the age of three, his voice cracked at the age of five, now he sounds like he's humping a whale. His spots are a big as the sun and just as blinding. He is the most modest person, he's a narcissist. probably flex on you more than Ricegum
Girl: I'm thinking of asking Alan out
Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures
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A piece of shit that has a head of an umbrella......has an non existent dick
Your such an Alan
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A homoseuxal person who sucks dick and loves men
“Oh he is such an alan”
Wow did you see that guy? Such an alan.
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A guy who is able to screech at a high pitches frequency to summon a portal to destroy camp half blood and everything in it
Shady: *dab*
Alan: *screeches at high pitch frequency to summon a portal*
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