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Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010


Alarm Clock

The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet

Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.

Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Alarm clock

a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's

- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right

by William Warney March 14, 2010

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013


Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017


The Alarm Clock

It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up

"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"

Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!

by M.JUSTIN.F May 2, 2008

12πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Ambrose Alarm Clock

The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked β€˜What are you doing?’ The proper response would be β€˜Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.

That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.

by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019