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about the same beautiful but much cheaper than its touristic neighbour santa fe. has rather village than city culture despite of its population of 550 thousands. mostly too hot during day and too cold on night.
if you don't like weather in albuquerque, wait 5 minutes
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the largest city in the fifth largest state in the union. cut by a river sadly named "Rio Grande" and enclosed the east by a large 10,000 foot mountain range penned "Sandia" or watermelon mountains. containing a large hispanic and native american navajo population.
also known as "The Burque" or "La Mierda" which is spanish for "the excrement"
get the f@#$ out of La Mierda as soon as possibly man
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Shithole trying to be a real city. A place for Californians to buy up property and live in gated communities. Worst schools and drivers in USA! Major fat ass people! Ignorant, arrogant and corrupt.
Albuquerque is the tax dollar wasteland of America. A city that will never be anything but a beanhole in the world.
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(Spanish) adjective; brown and dirty.
noun; a place where drug use, crime, corrupt politics, "latin legislature", atrocious schools, and the most unsafe and inconsiderate drivers converge to live where the weather is nice, everything is dirty and dusty, and state pride is that of any other border town in Mexico; a dump.
Death Valley or any other ridiculous desert landscape looks just like Albuquerque.
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A really crappy city whose only redeeming qualities are the nearby mountains and the airport to get you the hell out.
Known for both extremely poor and extremely rich neighborhoods.
The local news is horrible and, recently, bear attacks have pervaded the city's already horrible reputation.
want to watch a bunch of illegals who drive terribly complain about bears?
come to albuquerque.
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Albuquerque is a city in New Mexico, surrounded by mountains and drunk indians that try to raise buffalo, which are prime for paintballing. The state is perfect for Xtreme vandalism.
OMG DAYUM!!!11 I just melted that freakin port-o-let.
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When your boy demoted you from Jr. Deputy to Jr. Jr. Deputy after a nude interview with a MILF
Dakota totally pulled “The Albuquerque“ on me 😪